特别沙雕的高级文案（简短走心的沙雕句子）

1、等你有钱了，你就去买奶茶给我喝，买两杯，一杯你看着我喝，一杯我喝给你看。

When you have money, you will go buy milk tea for me to drink, buy two, one you watch me drink, one I drink to you.

2、减肥半个月了，也有了自己的心得，跟大家分享一下，不减肥真的会快乐很多。

Lose weight for half a month, also have their own experience, to share with you, do not lose weight will really be a lot of happiness.

3、我爸是公司总裁，我妈是另一家公司总裁，我有一家公司，唯一缺点就是爱做梦。

My father is the president of the company, my mother is the president of another company, I have a company, the only drawback is dreaming.

4、我不回消息，不是因为我高冷，而是因为我文化低，在翻新华字典。

I don't answer the news, not because I'm cold, but because I'm low educated and I'm reading Xinhua dictionary.

5、所有人都关心我飞得高不高，只有我妈关心我翅膀硬不硬。

Everyone cares about whether I fly high or not, only my mother cares about whether my wings are hard or not.

6、我喜欢你，就像小时候吃辣条，不看日期。

I like you. It's like eating spicy noodles when I was a child. I don't look at the date.

7、这个天气挺尴尬的，不开空调又热，开的话还得去买一台。

The weather is very awkward. It's hot without the air conditioner. I have to buy one if I turn it on.

8、不要跟我讲道理，给我钱就行，你说啥都对。

Don't reason with me. Just give me the money. Everything you say is right.

9、考试像什么？考试像雪碧，因为考试前心飞扬，考试后透心凉。

What is a test like? The test is like Sprite, because the heart is flying before the test, and cool after the test.

10、我哪有什么朴实，节俭，过日子，我只是单纯的穷而已。

I have nothing simple, thrifty, living, I'm just poor.