特别沙雕的文案短句（超级沙雕的经典句子）

1、农夫山泉有点甜，不爱大虾有点悬。

Nongfu mountain spring is a little sweet, not like prawns a little hanging.

2、你骂我，我吃亏，你就是个小乌龟。

You scold me, I suffer losses, you are a little turtle.

3、微风轻轻起，超级喜欢你。

The breeze is light. I like you very much.

4、饭后走一走，王源和你手牵手。

Take a walk after dinner, Wang Yuan and you hand in hand.

5、每天少吃一粒米，肖战女友就是你。

Eat less rice every day. Xiao Zhan's girlfriend is you.

6、你是一个憨憨，天天不吃早餐，爱情与你无关，整天郁郁寡欢。

You are a "Hanhan", do not eat breakfast every day, love has nothing to do with you, depressed all day.

7、别人早恋我早睡，我是养生小宝贝。

Others love early, I go to bed early, I'm a health baby.

8、你不睡，我不睡，你看我俩多般配。

You don't sleep, I don't sleep. You see how well we match.

9、了不起了不起，保温杯里泡枸杞。

It's amazing. Soak wolfberry in the thermos cup.

10、可可爱爱，只有眼袋。

Lovely, only pouch.

11、做你最爱，甜蜜且乖。

Be your favorite, sweet and sweet.

12、不听话的猪，看不见日出。

A disobedient pig cannot see the sunrise.

13、人生苦短，再来一碗。

Life is short, another bowl.

14、月亮不睡我不睡，吃点鸡爪开开胃。

If the moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep. Eat chicken feet to appetizer.

15、你不评，他不赞，我的作品谁来看。

You don't comment, he doesn't like it. Who will see my work.

16、爱情无需等待，叫我老婆就现在。

Love doesn't have to wait. Call my wife now.

17、年年不挂科，朝朝暮暮有帅哥。

Pass the exam every year. There are handsome men day and night.

18、有人相爱，有人夜里看海，有人王者八连败。

Some love each other, some watch the sea at night, and some lose eight games in a row while playing with the glory of the king.