特别沙雕的日常文案（沙雕又可爱的句子）

1、妈妈的道歉方式是：吃饭了～

Mother's way of apology is: it's dinner ~

2、我脱单的方式：许愿。

The way I take off the bill: make a wish.

3、你有女朋友吗？没有的话，我可不可以嘲笑你？

Do you have a girlfriend? If not, can I laugh at you?

4、这周的主要任务，起床，然后受苦。

The main task of this week is to get up and suffer.

5、大人才考虑傻不傻，小孩子只考虑好不好玩。

Big people think about whether they are stupid or not, and children only think about whether it is fun or not.

6、能用钱解决的问题，我一件都解决不了。

I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money.

7、春困，夏倦，秋乏，冬眠，四季如梦。

Sleepy in spring, tired in summer, tired in autumn, hibernating, four seasons like a dream.

8、你写不完作业的两大原因，旁边坐了个逗比，手里拿了个手机。

There are two reasons why you can't finish your homework. There's a funny ratio sitting next to you and a mobile phone in your hand.

9、干啥啥不行，天天穷开心。

I can't do anything. I'm poor and happy every day.

10、上辈子作恶多端，这辈子早起上班。

In my last life, I did many evils. In this life, I got up early to work.

11、我脾气不好，气质不好，性格不好，长相不好，唯一值得骄傲的就是：消化好。

I have a bad temper, bad temperament, bad personality and bad appearance. The only thing I can be proud of is good digestion.

12、闲人才谈恋爱，忙人只想睡觉。

Idle people fall in love, busy people just want to sleep.