关于朋友圈的沙雕文案（特别经典的沙雕短句）

别人都是宝藏女孩 而我不一样了 我是肚子又饱又胀的饱胀女孩

Everyone else is a treasure girl, but I'm different. I'm a full girl with a full stomach.

我刚写了五分钟的作业，手机吃醋了于是我哄了两小时

I just did my homework for five minutes. My mobile phone was jealous, so I coaxed for two hours

男人和女人吵架了，女人夺门而出，男人追了上去，把门夺了回来

The man and the woman quarreled. The woman rushed out of the door. The man chased up and took the door back

弟弟:哥哥快看，珠穆朗玛峰；哥哥：别闹，那是哥的作业

Brother: brother, look, Mount Everest; Brother: come on, that's my homework

想我了就抱抱空气，毕竟本可爱无处不在

If you miss me, hug the air. After all, Ben is cute everywhere

有一天，牛魔王徒手劈开一座山，他转身问孙悟空:看我牛逼吗？孙悟空：不看。

One day, the ox demon king split a mountain with his bare hands. He turned and asked the monkey king: do you think I'm a cow? Monkey King: No.

大肠的挽留终究抵不过厕所和纸的温柔

The retention of large intestine can't resist the tenderness of toilet and paper after all

别人都说说叠字的女孩子超可爱，我我我感感感觉觉我，我，我已已经经经掌掌掌握握握了了

Others say that reduplicated girls are super cute. I feel that I, I, I have been mastered by the palm of my hand

愚公临死前对孙子们说：移山 移山------他的孙子们答道：亮晶晶

Before his death, Yu Gong said to his grandchildren, move mountains and mountains -- his grandchildren replied, Liangjingjing

妈，别管我，我已经不能回头了-----孩子，你怎么一夜就变成这样了-----我落枕了

Mom, don't worry about me. I can't look back anymore - boy, how did you become like this overnight - I fell asleep

我是人间四月天，你是东北地三鲜

I am the April day in the world, and you are the three delicacies in the northeast

你听过的第一个3D环绕音乐是什么？丢手绢

What was the first 3D surround music you heard? throw your handkerchief

探子慌张的跑来报~，将军无奈地张开了怀抱

The spy hurried to report ~, and the general reluctantly opened his arms

我太没有安全感了 我应该和安全报警器谈恋爱

I'm too insecure. I should fall in love with the safety alarm