非常沙雕的文案句子（特别走心的沙雕文案）

1、每天的嘴部运动：哈哈哈哈哈。

Daily mouth movement: ha ha ha.

2、不要问我为什么总被帅哥骗，因为不帅的骗我，我不信。

Don't ask me why I've always been cheated by handsome guys, because I don't believe that those who are not handsome cheat me.

3、君子爱财，取之有道，这个道，是我不知道。

A gentleman loves money and takes it in a proper way, which I don't know.

4、小时候的梦想是当超人，长大后真的实现了，现在每天在公司一个人干十个人的活。

When I was a child, my dream was to be superman. When I grew up, it really came true. Now I work for ten people every day in the company.

5、我穿过最潮的衣服，就是洗了没干的。

I wear the most fashionable clothes, but I wash them.

6、曾经我也是靠脸吃饭的，后来差点饿死了才放弃。

I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death before I gave up.

7、钥匙圈是非常实用的小工具，它可以让你一次把所有钥匙都丢光。

Keyring is a very practical tool, it can let you lose all the keys at one time.

8、有些人就是四，除了二，还是二。

Some people are four, except two, or two.

9、别的女孩子是吃两口就饱，我是吃饱了还能吃两口。

Other girls are full when they eat two mouthfuls. I can eat two mouthfuls when I'm full.

10、异地恋真累，一个在广州，一个不知道在哪里？

Long distance love is so tiring. One is in Guangzhou, the other doesn't know where?

11、想我了就说，让我打喷嚏算什么本事。

If you miss me, you can tell me how to make me sneeze.

12、有钱了，真的会失去很多东西，比如烦恼。

Rich, really will lose a lot of things, such as worry.