特别沙雕的文案句子（高级走心的沙雕短句）

1、前没车，后没房，小小余额，提防提防。

No car before, no house after, small balance, beware.

2、逆风投，顺风浪，小小王者，难上难上。

Against the wind, with the wind wave, little king, difficult.

3、上着课，看着表，一到饭点，快跑快跑。

Have a class, look at your watch, as soon as you get to dinner, run and run.

4、想喝奶茶想吃肉，想不运动想变瘦。

Want to drink milk tea want to eat meat, want not to exercise want to become thin.

5、高地掉，水晶爆，区区排位，低调低调。

High ground drop, crystal explosion, District row, low key low key.

6、人不高，肉不少，没有对象，难搞难搞。

People are not high, meat is not many, there is no object, difficult to do.

7、日照香炉生紫烟，牛马就在我身边。

The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke, and the cattle and horses are by my side.

8、得不到，忘不掉，区区爱情，不要不要。

Can't get, can't forget, just love, don't want.

9、爹不疼，娘不爱，是单身狗，意外意外。

Dad doesn't hurt, mother does not love, is a single dog, accident.

10、打工人，人不要，年龄不到，难搞难搞。

It's hard to work for workers who are not old enough.

11、不上学，不睡觉，刷着手机，美妙美妙。

Don't go to school, don't sleep, brush mobile phone, wonderful.

12、情不深，爱不浓，所谓爱情，搞笑搞笑。

Love is not deep, love is not strong, so-called love, funny.

13、个不高，钱不掏，泛泛之交，别挑别挑。

If you're not high, you don't pay. If you're a casual friend, don't pick.

14、小猪小猪胖乎乎，吃完就睡呼噜噜。

Piggy piggy fat, eat sleep snoring.