特别沙雕的文案短句（高级走心的沙雕句子）

刚脱衣服要睡觉的时候，听见隔壁情侣在吵架，女的说：再得瑟就把你送去隔壁，我一夜没睡，今晚我想再等等。

When I was about to go to bed, I heard the couple next door quarreling. The woman said, "if you want to go to bed again, I will send you next door. I didn't sleep all night. I want to wait tonight.".

我妈从小教育我，不要交不三不四的朋友，所以我现在的朋友都很二。

My mother taught me not to make bad friends when I was young, so my friends are very good now.

朋友新考的驾照，非要送我回家，下车的时候他说：“我就不停车了，起步太难，我开慢点，你跳下去，再跑两步帮我把门关上。

My friend's new driver's license forced me to go home. When I got off the bus, he said, "I won't stop. It's too hard to start. I'll drive slowly. You jump down and run two steps to help me close the door.

中午我妈喊我起床：都十二点了，太阳都晒屁股了，吓得我赶紧起床给屁股涂上防晒霜。

At noon, my mother called me to get up: it's 12 o'clock, and the sun is on my ass, so I got up quickly and put sunscreen on my ass.

玩手机的时候，千万不要把电量用完，真的太危险了，刚刚我玩手机，电量用完后突然黑屏，看到屏幕里的自己，差点被自己可爱到。

Don't run out of electricity when playing with mobile phones. It's really too dangerous. Just now, when I played with mobile phones, the screen suddenly went black. When I saw myself on the screen, I was almost cute by myself.

我爸妈还真以为我懒，不喜欢出门，要是有钱的话，你连我人都见不着。

My parents really think I'm lazy and don't like to go out. If I have money, you can't even see me.

我和蚊子其实是很好的朋友，我们经常玩捉迷藏，它赢了就让它吸我的血，我赢了就要它的命。

Mosquito and I are actually very good friends. We often play hide and seek. If it wins, it will suck my blood. If I win, it will die.