关于七夕的沙雕短句（适合七夕的文案句子）

1、我对象说七夕陪我一天，象说没时间，动物园不放假。

My boyfriend said that Chinese Valentine's day with me, like saying that there is no time, the zoo does not have a holiday.

2、有人推荐情侣一起去的高级餐厅吗？菜品没有要求，浪漫一点，人均消费高一点，越奢华越好，我七夕要去门口买花。

Does anyone recommend a fancy restaurant for couples? There are no requirements for the dishes. It's more romantic and the per capita consumption is higher. The more luxurious, the better. I'm going to buy flowers at the gate on Chinese Valentine's day.

3、七夕节了，没什么好送的，就送几个喜欢秀恩爱的离开我列表吧！

anabata arrived, there is nothing to send, send a few who like to show love to leave my list!

4、大家好，我是月老。今天就是七夕了，现在转我五十块，并备注你的心上人名字，我就能让你知道，什么叫神仙都帮不了你。

Hello, everyone. I'm Yuelao. Today is the Chinese Valentine's day, now turn me 50 yuan, and note your sweetheart's name, I can let you know, what is the immortal can't help you.

5、七夕节快到了，不知道送我媳妇什么？送她回娘家吧！

Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, I don't know what to give my daughter-in-law? Take her home!

6、我对象说，过七夕给我十万块钱。象说：没钱。

My boyfriend said that he would give me 100000 yuan on Chinese Valentine's day. Elephant said: no money.

7、七夕节到了，你们尽管秀恩爱，如果下半年还是他，算我输。

Tanabata Festival is coming, although you show love, if he is still in the second half of the year, I will lose.

8、大家都把花拿稳一点，若是那玫瑰枝子扎到我，没个三五万，我可是起不来的。

Everybody hold the flowers steady. If the rose Branch sticks to me, I can't get up without thirty or fifty thousand.

9、热吗？再忍忍，到了七夕就凉快了，要礼物没礼物，要男朋友没男朋友，一下子就凉快了。

Is it hot? Put up with it. It's cool when it comes to Chinese Valentine's day. People who want gifts don't have gifts. Those who want boyfriends don't have boyfriends. It's cool all of a sudden.

10、我决定在今天玩一整天的连连看，消灭一对是一对。

I decided to play "Lianliankan" all day today. Eliminating a pair is a pair.