很皮很搞笑的短句（超级搞笑幽默风趣的短句）

1.我无时无刻不提醒着自己，别光想着吃。

I remind myself all the time not to think only about food.

2.世故放在我身上怎么就成了事故。

How can being worldly-wise become an accident on myself.

3.我什么时候才可以成为偶像，整个世界都为我的言语动摇的那种。

When shall I be an idol, the one whose words shake the whole world?

4.孤独来自吃饱喝足后的闲暇。

The loneliness comes from leisure after being full with food and drink.

5.再怎么专心，也读不完书上这一句伤脑筋的话。

No matter how concentrated I am，I still can not finish this nerve-racking words in the book.

6.想不起我的智慧细胞是什么时候停产的。

I can't remember the time when my smart cell stopped producing.

7.生活如同一场游戏，我就是头等的奖品。

Life is like a game and I am the first prize.

8.摄影机自带一种气场，足以把路过的人群隔开。

The camera has an aura that can separate the passing crowd.

9.我寄了心给你，结果你把它原址退回了。

I sent my heart to you, but you sent it back to me to the former address.

10.如果我失去的，只有体重就好了。

If only what I had lost all was only my weight.

11.外面的环境太吵，我只好移琴别练。

The outside environment was so noisy that I had to move the piano to another place for practicing.