关于夏天的搞笑句子（适合夏天的沙雕短句）

1、这年头秀恩爱已经不可耻了，最可耻的就是秀空调了。

It's not shameful to show love these days. The most shameful thing is show air conditioner.

2、终于结束了上半年的单身生活，要开始下半年的了。

Finally, the single life in the first half of the year is over, and it's going to start in the second half of the year.

3、夏天就是不好，穷的时候连西北风都没得喝。

It's not good in summer. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

4、马路上有一块硬币，可我不敢捡，怕烫手。

There is a coin on the road, but I dare not pick it up. I'm afraid it will burn my hand.

5、去买奶茶，店员问我要几分甜，我说跟我一样甜，店员说好的，然后给了我一杯柠檬水。

When I went to buy milk tea, the clerk asked me how sweet it was. I said it was as sweet as me. The clerk said yes, and then gave me a glass of lemonade.

6、请允许我做你的夏季，不能温暖你，就热死你。

Please allow me to be your summer. If I can't warm you, I will heat you to death.

7、如果你肯多花一点点时间了解我，你就会发现你浪费了一点点时间。

If you take a little more time to get to know me, you will find that you have wasted a little time.

8、如果我学会了电焊，是不是就能让你眼前一亮。

If I learn how to weld, can I make your eyes bright.

9、今天有点不开心，虽然不是你造成的，但是你能不能给我道个歉。

I'm a little unhappy today. Although it's not caused by you, can you apologize to me.

10、讲话发信息的时候先加上称呼，这是基本的礼貌懂吗？例如和我说话的时候，前面要加上老婆。

It's basic politeness to add address first when speaking and sending messages, OK? For example, when you talk to me, you need to add a wife in front.

11、我妈让我收拾屋子，开什么玩笑，我可是乱“室”佳人。

My mother asked me to clean up the house. I think she was joking. I'm a mess girl.

12、我竟然饿了，果然可爱不能当饭吃。

I'm hungry. As expected, loveliness can't be used as food.