关于心情的治愈短句（特别治愈的文案）

1、你想一夜暴富吗？你想体重不过百吗？你想走在路上有无数人回头吗？那还等什么，洗洗睡吧！

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to weigh less than 100 Jin? Do you want to walk on the road and have countless people look back at you? What are you waiting for? Wash and sleep!

2、高中数学没有出现小明了，我就知道那傻子考不上高中。

Xiaoming didn't appear in high school mathematics. I knew that fool couldn't go to high school.

3、作为一个过来人，我给年轻人的建议就是：别过来。

As a past comer, my advice to young people is: don't come here.

4、你走了也好，不然总担心你，会留下来吃饭。

It's better if you leave, or I'll always worry about you and stay for dinner.

5、好怀念以前瘦的时候，想当年我只有四斤六两。

I miss the time when I was thin. I used to have only four catties and six Liang.

6、以前我打王者荣耀打得不好，我朋友老是骂我，后来我苦练了一个赛季，他终于骂不过我了。

Before I played King glory not well, my friend always scolded me, then I practiced hard for a season, he finally couldn't scold me.

7、现在的女孩子真有意思，和一个男生看电影就发说说炫耀，我和四十几个男生一起上课，我说过什么吗？

Now girls are really interesting. She shows off when she goes to the movies with a boy. I have classes with more than 40 boys. What did I say?

8、我是个比较成熟的人，像赌气不吃饭这种事，都是吃饱后才做的。

I am a more mature person, like angry not to eat this kind of thing, I only do it when I'm full.

9、如果有一天你想哭，请打电话给我，让我知道你也有今天。

If one day you want to cry, please call me, let me know you have today.

If one day you want to cry, please call me, let me know you have today.

10、原来我一直不太清楚自己的择偶标准，直到后来遇见了你，我才知道，你这样的不能要。

Originally I have not been very clear about their own criteria for mate, until I met you, I did not know, I don't like people like you.

11、听君一席话，浪费十分钟。

Listen to your words and waste ten minutes.

12、总有一天你会遇到一个妹子，不要你的房，也不要你的车，她也不要你。

One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house or your car, and she doesn't want you either.