可爱度满分的皮句子（可爱又沙雕的文案句子）

1、已经想好吃什么了，所以请快点天亮吧！

I have already thought about what to eat, so please hurry up at dawn!

2、你问我有多爱你，把我全部体重都给你，行不行？

You ask me how much I love you, can I give you all my weight?

3、天冷了，要照顾好自己，衣服要穿厚厚的，看起来胖胖的，让别人怕怕的。

It's cold, take good care of yourself, wear thick clothes, look fat, and let others be afraid.

4、喜欢不能当饭吃，但是被你喜欢我就会好好吃饭。

Like can not be a meal to eat, but you say you like me, I will eat well.

5、请不要对我放电，我这里有来电显示。

Please don't wink at me, I have caller ID here.

6、我妈妈为什么要生我，还不是怕你没有老婆。

Why did my mother give birth to me? She's afraid that you don't have a wife.

7、这不是肉，这是爸爸的钱和妈妈的爱。

This is not meat, it is dad's money and mom's love.

8、有个男孩差点为我自杀，他说死也不会和我谈恋爱。

A boy almost killed himself for me. He said he would never fall in love with me.

9、请问这个冬天没有男朋友的外套，会被冻死吗？

Will you freeze to death without a boyfriend's coat this winter?

10、我也曾被人挽留过，她拉着我的手说：没买单，就想走？

I was once held back. She took my hand and said, "If you don't pay the bill, you want to leave?

11、对于男孩子，我最看重的还是才华，长相无所谓，帅就可以了。

For boys, what I value most is talent. It doesn't matter what looks like, just handsome.

12、我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。

I am an angel. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

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