特别现实的讽刺文案短句（讽刺性极强的惊艳句子）

你拼命努力才能够得到的东西，有的人轻而易举就得到了

What you work hard to get, some people get it easily

全国女孩子是怎样做到这统一标准的：说狠话删好友拉黑=等你哄安静懂事不吵闹=结束了.

How do girls across the country achieve this unified standard: say cruel words delete friends pull black = wait for you to coax, quiet sensible no noise = it's over

明明自己的生活已经够糟糕了，但是看见别人的遭遇却还是忍不住去心疼

Obviously, my life is bad enough, but I still can't help feeling distressed when I see the experience of others

人啊，就这么讽刺，没钱的男孩也花心，不物质的女孩也没得到爱情

People, it's so ironic that boys without money are also obsessed, and girls without material things are not loved

有人剩饭喂狗，有人流落街头

Some people feed leftovers to dogs, others live in the streets

老师要么喜欢成绩优秀的孩子要么喜欢家里有钱的孩子，我的意思是，要么拼爹，要么拼自己

Teachers either like children with excellent grades or rich children at home. I mean, they either fight for their father or themselves

你是在拜佛还是在拜自己的欲望

Are you worshiping Buddha or your own desires

原来我这副身子比我这个人有趣.

It turns out that my body is more interesting than me

不是付出就有回报

Not pay, there is return

好运只会在你自律乐观的前提下走来

Good luck will only come on the premise of your self-discipline and optimism

不努力读书如何遇到段嘉许？

How do you meet Duan Jiaxu if you don't study hard?

优秀和漂亮你总得占一样

Excellent and beautiful, you always have to account for the same

长得漂亮是优势 活的漂亮是本事

Being beautiful is an advantage and living beautifully is an ability