特别幽默的治愈文案（治愈人心的短句）

1.请不要一次次挑战我的底线，我是美女不是忍者。

Please don't challenge my bottom line again and again, I'm a beauty, not a ninja.

2.医生说我低血糖，需要听几句甜言蜜语。

The doctor said that I have hypoglycemia and need to listen to some sweet words

3.2021年小愿望，晚上不失眠，卡里不缺钱。

Little wish in 2021, no insomnia at night, no lack of money.

4.跟我结婚以，想洗碗洗碗，想擦地擦地，多自由啊。

Marry me, want to wash the dishes, want to wipe the floor, how free.

5.你如果玩累了就回来，来我这双排。

If you are tired of playing, come back to my double row

6.为什么不回我消息，这也太没礼貌了吧，就因为我没发？

Why don't you return my message? It's too impolite, just because I didn't send it?

7.女孩子千万不要夜跑，太危险了，遇到烧烤摊就完蛋了。

Girls must not run at night. It's too dangerous. It's the end of the barbecue stand.

8.就算失败了九十九次，也要再努力一次，起码凑合整数。

Even if we fail ninety-nine times, we should try again, at least make do with the whole number.

9.梦想还是要有的，不然你喝多了跟人家聊啥啊。

Dream is still necessary, otherwise you drink too much to talk with others.

10.你又不和我睡，你管我几点睡。

You don't sleep with me. What time do you care

11.恋爱可以晚点谈，但外卖不行。

We can talk about love later, but we can't take out

12.准备找八个男朋友，第一个私聊得当大房。

I'm going to find eight boyfriends, and the first one to chat in private will be the big room.