可爱搞笑的沙雕句子（爆笑幽默段子大全）

1、听说一个人聊天久了，会产生感情，所以我选择了一堆。

I heard that a person chatting for a long time will produce feelings, so I chose a group.

2、上学吃外卖不太健康，所以建议大家不要上学。

It's not healthy to eat takeout at school, so I suggest you don't go to school.

3、这世上出乎意料的事有很多，比如你以为我会举例子。

There are many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give examples.

4、只要我坚持不发朋友圈，就会变成明星，我就是“零”更新。

As long as I insist on not sending wechat moment, I will become a star. I am "Ling Gengxin".

5、不要对我忽冷忽热，我体质不好，容易感冒。

Don't be indifferent to me all of a sudden, all of a sudden enthusiasm, I'm not in good health, easy to catch a cold.

6、昨天肚子痛去看医生，医生摸着我的肚子问我什么感受，我说好像有人摸我肚子。

Yesterday I went to see a doctor for stomachache. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me what I felt. I said that it seemed that someone touched my stomach.

7、听成绩一定要用右耳听，因为左耳靠近心脏，可能猝死。

Listening results must use the right ear, because the left ear near the heart, may sudden death.

8、真心奉劝大家，不要再熬夜了，我有一个朋友，因为熬夜，一宿没睡。

I sincerely advise you not to stay up late any more. I have a friend who stayed up late and didn't sleep all night.

9、面对着课上老师的辛苦讲解，我不禁陷入了沉思，很快就进入了梦乡。

In the face of the class teacher's hard explanation, I can't help but fall into meditation, and soon fell asleep.

10、看见乞丐向我抖碗，我都觉得是在炫富。

When I see beggars shaking their bowls at me, I feel like they are showing off their wealth.

11、总结男朋友的优点，其实就五个字：会挑女朋友。

To sum up the advantages of a boyfriend, there are only five words: he will choose a girlfriend.

12、这位先生，苦海无涯，回头是我。

This gentleman. There is no end to the sea of suffering. Back to me.

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