用英文骂人的句子越毒越好不带脏字（TheBeautyinInsults）

Cursingsomeoneoutisnottypicallyassociatedwitheleganceorbeauty,butwhatifitcouldbe?Whatifinsultswereanartform?Thiscollectionof25elegantandartfulinsultsaimstoelevatetheactofcursingsomeoneouttoahigherlevel.FromShakespeareanjabstomodern-dayzingers,theseinsultsaresuretoleavealastingimpression.

1."Youhavethepersonalityofawettowel,andtheintelligencetomatch."

2."Yourexistenceisamonumenttomediocrity."

3."Yourpresenceisaswelcomeasacaseofthebubonicplague."

4."Ifignoranceisbliss,youmustbethehappiestpersonalive."

5."Iwouldcallyouatroglodyte,butthatwouldbeaninsulttotroglodytes."

6."Yourfacelookslikeitwashitwithafryingpanandlefttosimmerinitsownugliness."

7."Youhavethecharismaofacardboardbox."

8."YourIQissolow,youcouldn'tpourwateroutofabootiftheinstructionswereontheheel."

9."I'daskyoutogoplayintraffic,butIwouldn'twanttosubjectinnocentbystanderstoyourpresence."

10."Yourbrainissosmall,itcouldfitontheheadofapinandstillhaveroomforafleacircus."

11."Yourpersonalityislikeablackhole,suckingalljoyandhappinessoutoftheroom."

12."Youhavethesexappealofadiscardedbananapeel."

13."I'mnotsayingyou'restupid,butifstupiditywereasport,you'dbetheworldchampion."

14."Yourbreathsmellslikeacombinationofsewageanddesperation."

15."Yourlackofself-awarenessistrulyimpressive."

16."Ifyourbrainweredynamite,therewouldn'tbeenoughtoblowyournose."

17."You'reaboutasusefuscreendooronasubmarine."

18."Yoursenseofhumorisdrierthanadesert."

19."Youhavethefashionsenseofascarecrowonlaundryday."

20."Yourvoicesoundslikeadyinganimal'slastgaspsforair."

21."Iftherewereanawardforbeingcompletelyuseless,you'dwiniteveryyear."

22."Youhavetheemotionalrangeofateaspoon."

23."You'rethereasonwhybirthcontrolexists."

24."Yourfacecouldstopaclock."

25."I'dinsultyou,butIdon'twanttogiveyouanyattentionyoudon'tdeserve."

Inconclusion,insultsdon'thavetobecrudeorvulgartopackapunch.Withalittlecreativityandflair,eventhemostmundaneinsultcanbecomeaworkofart.Sonexttimesomeonedeservesaverbalbeatdown,whynotelevatetheactanduseoneoftheseelegantandartfulinsults?You'llbesuretoleavealastingimpression.