无聊时发的心情句子（适合无聊时发的说说）

1、我说我比较喜欢李白的诗，陆游气坏了，结果我家就没办法上网了。

I said that I like Li Bai's poems better. The router was so angry that my family couldn't get online.

2、你好，想在朋友圈找个志同道合的朋友，请问有没有美女？

Hello, I want to find a friend with the same aspiration in wechat. Do you have any beautiful women?

3、人生那么短暂，爱就要相互纠缠。

Life is so short, love needs to entangle each other.

4、我上辈子可能是碳酸饮料，一见到你就开心的冒泡。

I may have been carbonated drinks in my last life. When I saw you, I bubbled happily.

5、二十块的奶茶，我说喝就喝，19.8元的视频会员，我求了四十个人。

20 yuan of milk tea, I want to drink, 19.8 yuan of video membership, I asked 40 people.

6、不要说没人疼你，你还有大姨妈疼你。

Don't say no one loves you, your big aunt still cherishes you.

7、你说要偷电动车养我，但为什么偷我的电动车。

You said you wanted to steal an electric car to support me, but why did you steal my electric car.

8、如果你觉得生活苦，没关系，我的够甜。

If you think life is hard, it doesn't matter. Mine is sweet enough.

9、就算你得到我的人，也得不到我的心，我心里已经有了肖战。

Even if you get my people, you can't get my heart. I already have Xiao Zhan in my heart.

10、生活太甜了，想吃爱情的苦。

Life is too sweet. I want to eat the bitterness of love.

11、烦恼，忧愁，别是一般滋味在心头。

Worry, worry, not the general taste in the heart.

12、朋友圈已安装监控，请注意你的言行。

Wechat moment has installed monitoring, please pay attention to your words and deeds.

13、我本来可以很瘦很快乐，是路边的烧烤摊害了我。

I could have been very thin and happy. It was the barbecue stand on the side of the road that hurt me.

14、活得越来越不像自己，像你媳妇。

Living more and more like yourself, like your daughter-in-law.